Part VI | Lenwood's Lexicon of Lumberwoods Lore

PART VI

THREE-TAILED BAVALOROUS: A bygone bodacious bison boosting a binary and bedizened body. The back was bushy and bristly, becoming of a bear, but paradoxically the previous part was plumed paralleling a partridge. Continuing to the cranium, the creature was crowned with a considerable corkscrew cusp. Its terrestrial’s tail was tripodal and teaming with tactical tricks. One whip was wiry and whetted. It would wield this as a weapon while writhing with would-be warriors. Another was applied as any armchair is, absorbing the ampleness of the animal’s avoirdupois. The final was flat and flashy; furnished with feathers for forcing flies far from it. The splendid such-and-such sometimes sat on its spiraling sling in a solemn stance. Various vermin, as if vassals, verily ventured to visit the veritable varmint in veneration. They vexed at the variegation viewed in the victor’s vertebra of vibrant velvet. In time, this tail took to tantalizing its trustee with its textures and tints, and too tentatively did it tend to it. Eventually, the entity, ever so engrossed by examining this elaborate extension, enticed the entranced of its enemies to its end. Invariably, an invader intruded and, with impetus, impaled the inattentive idiot with its incisors invidiously. Ⓦ

SNEEZE-DUCK [MU]: A duck decisively devoid of duplicity in its devices dully designed for dashing and diving. The fowl features a first and final foot forcing it from finding its freedom from its permanent paddling path paralleling the perimeter of its pond prison. The ribboned rapscallion races repeatedly in rings ready to relinquish its riverside residence. Unsuccessful, the uncanny urchin is upended by an underhanded undertaker under the underbrush. The ultimate upshot is that an unfailing ultimatum is upped upon this utmost unsuspecting underdog.

GREEN-FOOTED WINDPIPER: A rapscallion rattled with run-of-the-mill reptilian and rebellious rara-avis.

FILO: A vicarious viper with a versatile vertebrae varying from its vestibule. It vigilantly views visitors vindictively. For vantage it veers its vertex on this vertebrae vitiating vertigo. If its vicinity is verified, it variably ventures to ventilate, vacuuming its vastness. To visitors it is viewed to virtually vaporize. As its visibility is vague, verily, the verisimilitude of its vitality is vindicated by its vibrations and voice.

GILAOPOLIS: This giant gila-monster, in gulps, greedily guzzles and gargles the gratifying goodness contained in canned cherries, cantaloupe, coconut, chayote, and countless fruity fare. This fearsome fellow's fury is frequently felt on freeways in its fervent fruit-frenzied fever. Folks ferrying its favorite freight forthwith are fraught with the fiend’s full force flanking their fleet freeloading on flavorful finds. The qualms of this quarrelsome quasher can be quelled if its quota of quince is quenched. The creature can be a companion if in a corresponding condition it is cared. The cow-sized critter can be cultivated to carryout chores and in countering the conniving cause of crooks.

OLD WALLEYES : A grotesque gobbledygook with a grand gullet great for gluttonous gobbling. The more the monster munches the more massive its mouth. Simultaneously, the scalawag seers swirl and spin swifter with any subsequent swelling of its swallower.

KISSING BUG: A pest that promulgates passionate pecking of paramours with a prick of its pointed pincers. Ⓦ